I agree with Justin on this. Chelsea Handler is an unfunny, annoying, hack.She is totally the type to overstay her welcome as a houseguest.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh egg

“Looks like the Summer of Splits is leading to an Autumn of Atonement.“

Ugh I know. I was clinging to the shred of hope that she might be portrayed as multi-dimensional and ambitious given that her desire to be sorority president is rooted in a desire to be a politician (like that’s a good resume builder, but anyway....) but I find myself cringing all too often at stuff like the…

I’ll tell you who needs a makeover, Grace and her fug hats. Every time she appears on screen in some aggressively plaid newsie cap like she’s about to sell me a paper or go golfing I have to physically restrain myself from trying to reach through my screen to snatch it from her head.

It’s national Coffee day? Ok, let’s give this dirtbag a shot of caffeine: Coffee-fied celebs.

Well, obviously launching a physical assault on any business is not constructive, but I think the resentment long time residents might feel about a place that is clearly intended to serve the people pricing them out of their homes is understandable and not entirely unfair, independently owned or not. Those businesses…

My family calls me Honey-Head because of an unfortunate loose jar-lid incident.

I thought he had a history of domestic abuse too, thanks for reminding me. A friend of mine was an AD on that awful Jonah Hex movie and attested that he was, indeed, a Grade A asshole. He was consistently late to set and would often show up late, at that. Oh AND he definitely fucked Megan Fox while they were filming.

Yes! In one of her poems she used the word “casualty” to describe someone acting casual. And that’s just... very wrong. She did not enjoy being corrected.

Oh god do you remember that time Kurt Loder interviewed her and called her out on using a word that didn't exist and she kept insisting it did? It was so cringeworthy and kind of mean and I wanted to cry for her.

Considering that she watched her mother shoot and kill her abusive father ... she seems pretty okay I guess.

It was bad enough when he said he wouldn’t respect a girl if she’d have sex with him on the first date... I mean, not only is it sexist, that’s a basic logic fail! You’re not going to respect her because she did the exact same thing you did?

Is this real? I will gift you Jim Morrison poetry.

Custard good. Jam good. Meat good.

I was most likely a trifle

When a 28 year old man says “I’m good at females” I have this reaction

Well, to be fair, it’s not like anybody he’s dated since Madonna has claimed he abused them so, you know, maybe he’s not who he was back then?

THANKS IN ADVANCE FOR THE NIGHTMARES.