Somebody on Gawker spoiled the ENTIRE twist with no warning just to be a dick so I don’t even know if I want to see this now. The twists are the best part!

I love that you answered this!

It’s always been unclear whether Jeopardy! host Alex Trebek is at all amused by the long-running Saturday Night Live sketches about his show...

I am heartbroken! Thinking about how proud my children would be if they made something like that on their own, and eager to show it off. :( I could cry. What a garbage world.

Ugh I know it’s not your fault but I hate when people call women trying to be sexy young girls “Lolita” because it’s the exact fucking opposite of what Nabokov wrote.

There are two things I want from Lady Mary:

I went to the same high school as Joan Bez (many years later), was quite miserable there and was quite pleased to find out that when they approached her for money, her response was basically, “Why? I hated your school.”

he’d make a macabre joke that they were “the Twin Towers of love.”

Why is Bradley Cooper? Like, I could understand him as a vaguely good-looking dude on Alias, but why is he a thing now? Why is he in all movies? He is not a good actor, and he is not that good-looking.

we get it, you're very cool

Yes, but where do we FIND this Jarvis person!? They sure do sound like an unsavoury fellow!

I couldn’t help but laugh. I appreciate the outage, however misdirected.

I also wish they weren’t literally violent depraved aspiring murderers.

Is this Jewel or is it future Jennifer Lawrence???

Yes.

I’m re-playing this now. If it is a play, that part in world 8 with Mario getting killed over and over by cannonballs really tends to drag on.

Ross is the worst. Jealous, overly protective, he’s the original Nice Guy (tm). Like that time he brought the picnic to her office & was all expecting an apology from her when she wasn’t all “that’s awesome”. Ugh. I’d rather she’d ended up with Joey.

Fingerbobs...Finger,bobs...bob finger.......BOBBY FINGER.

For some reason this comment reminded me that there’s an actual paleontologist named David Schwimmer and I find that endlessly amusing.