A+ perfect username

So many reasons- carbon footprint, limited planetary resources and limited parenting time per child being three big ones.

I’m sorry but Nebron and VadBunker are totally alien names. And Harlon Braun is totally the kind of name a human protagonist in a bad sci-fi novel about aliens would have.

YOU DON’T WEAR WHITE TO A WEDDING LINDSAY UNLESS YOU’RE THE BRIDE. UGH.

They are the cutest. Also, I’m pretty sure that picture of wasted Amy Poehler is now my favorite picture of Amy Poehler.

That is not the same shirt. Hers is heathered, his is not. Jeez, people, get your observation skills together!

LIVE! Killed LIVE and on the air! We now have people being MURDERED on live TV. We have CHILDREN being murdered in their classrooms. Nothing gets done. We, as a country, through our inaction have said this is A-OKAY. Just another day in the beautiful United States! Let freedom ring and god bless America and her guns!

I don’t want to live in a world where people think that NEWS REPORTERS should be armed.

Dan Savage? Really? A guy who hurls trans-phobic comments at his “trans allies,” and tells bi women to “make up their mind?”

Cheating on an ill partner, what great advice. Dan Savage, wow! What a guy!

honey no

The internet has allowed people to find those who share their passions no matter where they are. Come check out the online community I frequent, where we make tiny Abraham Lincoln statues out of earwax.

“Before leaving the house a lady should remove one hideously deformed fingernail.” - Coco Chanel.

we shan’t.

But without him, what shall we do? Where shall we go? How shall we live?

I laughed at that part. He makes it seem like he’s a one-man operation, and that if he doesn’t get back to the boiling cauldron of nail-polish and start stirring, it won’t get made.

DTF = doing the fuck?

*dies* Do they swim as well? I thought they only cats who actually like swimming and water are these crazy Turkish van cats?

Typically cats clean themselves but I will say, I am fostering a kitten right now and when I first brought him home he was just eating gruel (his mom and litter got hit by a car :( ) and he absolutely needed his butt wiped with a baby wipe almost every time I get him out of his kennel. Now that he’s about 10 weeks…