I know this should be posted on io9 but this is for fellow geeks out there.

You must have highly intelligent pedestrians where you live. Here are the kinds of people I’ve witnessed, almost on a daily basis, suffering from a “case of the stupids” in my town:

What, no craigslist (or version thereof) in S. Korea? He could’ve posted something like: “Wah wah wah. Fck you, Microsoft for making me unhappy with the new Batman game. I’m selling your P.O.S. console to buy PS4.” Or something.

Now, could someone splice these reactions with “Two Girls, One Cup”? That would be awesome!

Why was she trying to kill poor Radar?

I watched about 3/4 of the first season before I realized something about their defenses: Why are the cannons set up at face level with the Titans? Wouldn’t it be easier to shoot out their legs with cannonfire and then send in the troops to slice the Titan’s necks?

Needs more wrecking balls.

“I don’t know what you’re talking about. I am a member of the Imperial Senate on a cocaine run to Alderaan.” (I know, this is reply is a gajillion years late)

Yeah, I have a bunch of stuff from the 90’s that are being sold at cover price (or below) at my local comic book shop. The owner is obviously not looking to get more inventory. I’ve resigned myself to the fact that their only value now is as a rainy day activity for my future kinds and I. We’ll crack open my bagged…

Was the guy’s name, “Richard Hole”?

Gods and Monsters indeed.

He gives Batkid a bad name, wearing that shirt.

Oh, Uwe. Why would I eat Cup O’ Noodle when I can afford to eat at a good ramen place?

I hate the movie for displacing Fury Road in my smalltown theater.

Is Emma Stone’s character supposed to be part Asian and a quarter Hawaiian? Her last name is Ng. In Hawaii, kids that are half-white, half-Asian or Hawaiian or something else (aka “hapa”) are pretty common. Hell, my nieces are hapa. The point is, they LOOK like they’re of mixed ethnicities and Emma Stone’s character…

This would make an awesome entrance if played in reverse.

Needs more “foot pegs”.

“Oh, God. What’s dad gonna do now?”

Sheesh. How much does Indy bench?