July 2013 they got married.

I am pretty sure that no one kicked up any fuss about a show starting 10 minutes late, considering every other show, ever. I also understand why Gawker media employees are phoning it right the fuck in right now and DGAF.

Or nah.

My guess

This is precisely why I only have whiskey for breakfast.

that is some grade a victim blaming; good show

Third option: he’s an idiotic ignorant megalomaniac.

SHOULD HAVE GIVEN IT TO ME I WOULD NEVER GET SICK OF SUCH A THING WHY WERE WE NOT FRIENDS THEN

I had a roommate in college who worked in the bakery at the cheese cake factory. We literally had a refrigerator full of cheesecake at all times. You do kind of get sick of it after a while though.

so then you gave away what, 2 heads of lettuce an a loaf of bread? ba dum tssss...thanks folks i’ll be here all night.

“that number would be in the thousands”....

So... a loaf of bread?

I don’t think it’s a question of intelligence; I think it’s one of caring. She will never need an abortion or social welfare benefits, so in her mind those issues are unimportant. It’s like when I hear about how tax plans affect people with a lot of investment income — that’s not me and it’s never going to be me, so…

Would be so much better is Sandoval didn’t bother singing. The other guy isn’t awful at all.

Did Lala get training in being an extra in a music video? Ariana takes it very seriously since she trained in being a music video extra and it’s going to offend her if Lala just decided one day she was gonna be a music video extra.

“No one cares about your stupid band”- is probably the one nugget of truth Jax has spoken in many seasons

I love Erika so damn much.

Pros: This does look like he spent a lot of money on it/it’s well-made.

IS THIS BECAUSE I GOT INVISALIGN AND A PERM?!?!?!

Absolutely. Anyone in a uniform/wearing a badge is automatically a hero. Because reasons.