I have no honor because I will snitch and I will snitch hard.

This happened in my family once. My cousin brought his other family to the family party and my father told him that wasn’t his wife and he had to leave.

Tucker: Maybe the next time I spin around, this damn boring baby won’t be there anymore. *spins* Dammit! Well, maybe the baby tastes good. *licks* Nooope. Gonna keep spinning until it’s replaced by something fun and/or edible.

Clothing with names is the #1 thing that prevents us for returning it or consigning it

“Clothing with names is the #1 thing that leads to kidnapping”

Melk is not a southern thing! Don’t go trying to pin that on us! ;-) I’m from Louisiana. Milk rhymes with silk.

Plus with an ice cream sandwich, the ice cream is hard enough to break off while your teeth are still in contact with the cookie exterior, thus avoiding direct ice cream on teeth contact.

ELECTION SEASON (especially primaries) IS MY FAVORITE TIME. It’s so fucking hilarious and it’s the one time I appreciate being an Ohioan because man, do we get bombarded with this shit non-stop. ITS AWESOME.

That “BUT” actually made my butt clench in fear.

He’s pretty much the epitome of everything wrong with the “justice” system in this country.

I would have asked “do you like Huey Lewis and the News?”

“Keep that p***y tight while I’m gone.”

Her reaction tells me that Huey is her father. He should have chased after her screaming: If this is it, please let me know if this ain’t love you’d better let me knoowww.

Harry Styles definitely “hasn’t got a little thing,” claims Ed Sheeran, Official Harry Styles Penis Liaison

Thank you for your compassion. We did not go to conventions, but we did travel to attend revivals. Also, we had to go out “into the world” which meant out to public streets and areas of commerce, and “witness” to others. I was one of those annoying teens/young adults who would go up to people and hand them a tiny New…

I agree it sounds like he was informed. But, just as a hypothetical, what if he has early dementia/Alzheimer’s? He’s 78 so not out of the realm of posibility. Maybe he completely forgot the conversation with the doctors and thought she consented when he was visiting with her?

Not trying to justify, just a thought that…

So are children of nursing home residents. I worked in a nursing home as a teenager; my mother is still a nurse at one. She’s told me many stories of residents in dementia wards getting it on with each other— and the only people who are really horrified are the children. “Ick, Mom/Dad is too old for that!” My mom, who…

Yeah, I honestly don’t know....my aunt died of early onset dementia and one of the early signs was that she started acting out sexually. I have no idea (not do I want to know) whether she and my uncle had sex towards the end. But honestly, if they did, I wouldn’t care. They loved each other. Physical contact can give…

I have some really difficult and conflicting feelings about this.