Just straight up copying buzzfeed style headline now?

time to absorb another federation, then!

I don't care how she lets me down as long as she cheerful and perky as fuck when she does it, dammit.

I cannot shit on their plight, as I am one of those children as well..

I imagine it's like being a supple blonde-haired, blue-eyed boy in the middle of a NAMBLA meeting, except everywhere.

You have one of the few women alive that won't wear a minion shirt or post minion memes, and for that reason she belongs in a damn museum.

gotta get them clicks somehow!!

you might as well be carnage

JUST LET IT FUCKING DIE

View grabbing from clickbait websites is shameful, internet.

I think you mean "Uh fuhh".

Can you at least make a sequel to the OST?

you have too much time on your hands, internet

At least it's not as convoluted as Primer's!

Get the fuck off my lawn, Internet.

Pretty sure that's what Taco Bell is for.

I seriously doubt Drake has the ability to rape anyone, except my ears.

Let me introduce you to deviant art, friend…

Talking about any Power Ranger group other than the Might Morphin' group while STILL USING THE MIGHTY MORPHIN' GROUP JUST TRIGGERS THE HELL OUT OF ME.

Just because you're not so far in the darknet that you haven't found amish tumblr doesn't mean they're not bitching!