those song titles sure are polar opposites. although i'm sure i felt both of those feelings STRONGLY when i was 21 too. actually, i think i felt both of those feelings towards my husband just last thursday between the hours of 8pm and 10pm

well, now that i'm almost 30 and my hangovers are pretty much the worst pain/sickness imaginable and pretty much every time i am begging my husband to smother me with a pillow, i will try pretty much anything (EXCEPT FOR DRINKING IN MODERATION)

my mind cannot comprehend allowing that level of my vagina area to be visible ON TELEVISION. just looking at that makes me need a Lorazepam.

I am re-reading The Weetzie Bat books because they were my FAVORITE in 3rd grade, and I am now either sofuckingproud of my mom for letting me read something that was that progressive in 1993 or amused that she didn't look into it enough to know what her eight year old was reading about. Those books taught me about…

this is how i feel. the same as her.

i feel like i'm going to throw up what is happening where did all the ativan go ohhhhmergawwwwwddddddd

that day. when my sister ripped the tag off of my Princess Diana bear. and 2nd grade me LOST. MY. SHIT. everyone knows they aren't worth ANYTHING without the goddam hang tag, kacey, you freaking idiot.

Ikea gives me enough stress and anxiety already, I can't imagine trying to maneuver my cart full of heavy boxes I shouldn't be loading by myself past someone's freaking WEDDING without having a full fledged panic attack that I may have ruined their day/being annoyed that I can't reach cheap picture frames without…

He does come out, in the full speech. That excerpt was from the end, after he said "I'm gay" towards the beginning. You can read the whole speech in the link.

I call him Grover and he calls me Dovey and we are fully aware that we are the worst and try to not ever do it in front of other people.

I read that as "Maggie Gyllenhaal" and felt bad that I was doing something that upset her.