7th all-time in home runs doesn’t do it for you?

He should feel lucky he’s in consideration given his dreadful offensive numbers

What do you want to bet that her mom was raised the same way?

The players made an arrogant power play that fans and alumni should be ashamed of. They essentially demanded the AD be fired for following up on the recommendations of the investigation.

Gee, what could have caused him to act in such a manner ...

it’s this “everybody gets a trophy” culture we live in, my friend. a damn shame i say.

It shows how he has completely turned his life around by only commiting one felony though. It’s progress for him.

“For all of you getting mad, I believe in 16th chances.” - Brent Mussberger.

On the bright side, this qualifies him to be introduced at the next St. Louis Blues “Winter Classic”.

So am I supposed to believe Pacman’s history of being a violent asshole or the Cincinnati police’s history of being lying, racist assholes? I’M SO CONFUSED

(said Marvin Lewis, probably)

SMH, it’s never the guys you expect

“Hotel Concierge...GARBAGE....Continental breakfast...GARBAGE....Cincy Police...GARBAGE....Nurse....GARBAGE”

Perhaps he’d have more than just the one piddling felony and three weak-ass misdemeanors if Marvin Lewis wasn’t so tolerant of mediocrity and underachieving.

There couldn’t have been a more appropriate finale to the year. Fuck this shit.

She does.... that.... about as well as Drew “dances”.

trust she will not be fighting again

I’ve seen drunken frat boys in a bar fight while blowing a .30 with better head movement than Rousey.

I’ll have you know, Reddit steals of their good stuff from me. All of it, every last joke.. I’m sick of their shit.