At least we’ll always have the Entourage film.

Watching Rousey tonight reminded me of the scenes from Space Jam after the players got their powers stolen

The nachos in my microwave took longer to finish than Rousey’s career tonight.

The snozberries taste like snozberries

I consider it one of my prouder pop culture achievements that I went to college in the 1990's and, to this day, I can’t name a single song by Phish and wouldn’t recognize one if I heard it.

LSD + THC @ MSG = XTC

seeing pics of myself fucked off MDMA on facebook is horrible enough, I can’t even imagine seeing a god damn video of myself on deadspin

I hate myself for reading all of that.

+1 confused erection

Good effort!

I don’t know about teabag, looked more like a simulated cleveland steamer.

@dripdoctors ????

Should have used @squirtsurgeons
They are known for their discretion

Sam Allardyce will now simultaneously manage both Swansea and Crystal Palace, as there are no other candidates to recycle.

Bill O’Reilly will miss him too.

“White Genocide” sounds like Swedish death metal band.

I can’t blame Nelson for wanting to stay on one side. You saw what happened to the last Viking who was fond of the switch.

Never forget, Newt was the guy who literally served his wife divorce papers while she was recovering from cancer surgery. And then cheated on the women he left her for (and married) with the woman who became his current/3rd wife. And once told a girlfriend that he could only have oral sex with her (him receiving, of…

C’mon Fran

Crush your enemies. See them driven before you. Hear the lamentations of their women.