“make our program great again.”

Holy fuck that is fitting.

Hey, there’s hardly any chance to respond perfectly in a constantly evolving situation. Barack Obama has long since acknowledged underestimating the threat of ISIS.

You sure he wasn’t playing with Daly?

I haven’t seen that much trouble in an Asian bunker since Chiang Kai-shek fled to Taiwan.

What?! Nothing bad ever happens during Thanksgiving Day pickup games!

fan avalanche

Fucking philly fans, am I right?

I feel like there was a missed opportunity for the term “Fanvalanche.” You’re welcome.

Little trick I picked up over the years. If you’re fighting from the low ground, you’re going to want to duck real low, so your opponent has to adjust their stance and lean over more to make contact. You’re taking them out of their center of balance and at this point, you grab them by the waist of their pants and…

Raiders gonna raid.

I can’t be the only one that’s glad this happened in row Q, and not, say, row A.

This is a tough one. You immediately want to blame the Raiders fans, but then there’s a Chiefs guy in a cowboy hat to turn your world upside down.

Did everyone lose? Tell me everyone lost.

At least they all probably stand for the national anthem though.

The conspiracy seems to be on Briles’s and Baylor’s part, really. With some help from Waco cops.

Go team asteroid hitting the building where they engage in settlement talks!

Baylor immediately counter sued contending that Briles is an asshole, who is just as guilty as the university, and should shut the fuck up.

Thats not at all what he’s doing. He’s arguing for the call.

Nah, the true hero is that goalkeeper who f’ed up yet tried to blame the whole thing on his defenders.

Subtext here is that you, thebunk, understand winning basketball better than Phil Jackson. Let that sink in. I get calling him out for saying this to the media, but you are a delusional clown if you are questioning his basketball acumen.