I hated The Importance of Being Earnest too. I preferred the one where he went to camp.

Yeah, Buzz might be an asshole. On the other hand, he did punch the very punchable Bart Sibrel, a bona-fide asshole, himself.

Fuck that dude. I bet Norman Reedus is cool though.

Was there a pillow fight involved? Was your wife confessing that she wasn’t sure how to make out with guys, and Jenna offered to give her some pointers? I’m just assuming that real life works the same as “those” movies, right??

ahahahahahahahaha fuckin’ gregg allman roasted your ass

that is amazing

I dunno, this kind of makes me like Jeff George more than I did.

They can fuck right off with that noise.

I was running a bit late for a dinner shindig, walk-runnning past the Hilton in downtown Knoxville on a weekday night. As I cruised down the sidewalk past a line of tour buses and related vehicles, a service door came flying open and nearly cleaned me out. I leapt out of the way, and as I was stumbling trying to…

Am I the only one that’s disappointed that MJ’s handler wasn’t Charles Oakley, and that he didn’t just walk out with the bike?

I’m impressed that he remembered Diego’s name a few hours later!

Hey, it’s better than dry Meatloaf. That shit’s the worst.

Was riding an elevator with a massive hangover and Don Rumsfeld strolls in. After the doors closed I ripped a nasty beer fart, looked at Rummy and said “There’s a weapon of mass destruction that even you could find, asshole”.

Fun fact, Scott Ian from Anthrax is Meatloaf’s son-in-law.

Michael Bay will most likely be president one day.

In all fairness, there is no way I would sit in the rain and watch Meatloaf anyway. Maybe he was doing everyone a favor.

He is Canadian.

This was after Jenna went through ‘the change.’

Goldfish are meant to be shared, friend.

At a fashion or design event in NYC. My wife was looking at something and got shoved hard by some chick. She turns around and sees Jenna strutting by and shoves her back to get her attention. Then gets pushed out by her body guard. I told her she should have sucker punched her, but she’s got a code. My wife is…

I was on Jeopardy! once about two years ago. And Alex Trebek was cool enough to us and everyone but he’s all business and seen everything at this point. The studio audience is made up of shut-ins they bus out there, school classes on a field trip and friends/family of contestants. During breaks in play, Alex fields…