Ina bugs me because she casually assumes that everyone has 14 varieties of mushrooms available to them.

I mean - yeah Guy Fieri is an easy target, but “if Ed Hardy fucked a juggalo” is awesome and hilarious

I own the vintage VHS tape of “Private Benjamin”. I would like my Medal of Honor now, please.

If it didn’t have such a pious, holier-than-thou name I wouldn’t dislike it so much. The new version was the chance to call it what it really is, the Renault Twingo.

But how do you get the 6-year old out if you drop it?

I have an inch and quater hole saw you can borrow if you are in the Baltimore area.

Make (fun, but costly), borrow or rent a 6 year old. Hold them by their feet over the engine compartment and give them instructions.

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