It’s child pornography. 

Last night introduced the infamous sex tape into the fold, in which Kelly is seen allegedly urinating on an underage girl. While the identity of the victim is withheld, former protégé Stephanie “Sparkle” Edwards asserts that the girl in the video is her niece—the same niece she introduced to Kelly when she was only…

Wait... you’re telling me that it’s possible to deal with a big threatening person, who might be high on drugs, without killing them? You mean to tell me that this situation was dealt with accordingly, and that accordingly doesn’t have to include death?

Those injuries look real so my guess is that her boyfriend beat her up and she came up with this story to cover for him.  

For once I agree with Hamilton Nolan.  They should just tell him the wall is finished and send him a picture of the Great Wall of China.  He’s never going to visit it and whenever someone mentions that a wall doesn’t actually exist, he’ll just claim it’s made up fake news because he already heard what he wanted to…

Fun fact: chitlin’s weren’t actually a food of desperation, but a highly sought after delicacy certain religious/superstitious significance for both black and white.

This is giving me some kind of rage stroke.

If he does have a picture it's probably on microfilm.

My question is what about the Restorative Justice measures that’s going on in California? How many Black people have cannabis licenses and dispensaries? What about marijuana drug charges being expunged from records and voting rights restored? How many Black people have been release from California jails and prisons…

You’re like my black-ass uncle who’s still talking about some Panama Red he had back in the ‘70s, lol.

Ok, so this isn’t what I really wanted for Christmas (A Don Jr. indictment and perp walk stocking stuffer) but I’ll take it.

This administration has always been really shitty with their cover-ups.

Did you even read the article? Do the police not already have this right and then some? (hint: they do)

I love it when people say “Go back to Africa.” I can trace the African American side of my family through White ancestors to 1610 America. That’s how American I am — my people brought my people here. All of us African Americans are like this.

“how else can you expect men to have any sort of compassion for a gender comprising half of Earth’s population if we don’t literally create one of them with our own sperm? Where else are we going to find that? How else will we learn to respect them?”

On her Becoming tour, Michelle Obama said “I have sat at tables of high-powered mediocrity” and I swear that is the most accurate statement of 2018. She was basically like, look, that shit is a hustle. These white men aren’t smart, they’re just rich and entitled and nobody ever told them they were wrong so they think…

Jesus Christ he got roasted by Chuck Schumer, you might as well just fuckin kill yourself if that happens.

Pelosi and Schumer should have reminded Dump about Mexico paying for it.... Where’s that check in pesos, Mr. President?

To all of you who are about to come in and whoop and holler about Chuck & Nancy tag-teaming Trump and the Indiana Shelf Elf...

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