I was there and I remember well... and very few folks remember how he led a police riot when running against Mayor Dinkins. It’s true!

One of my most distinct memories in the days following 9/11 was all the “America’s Mayor” dick stroking of Guliani that was happening. Suddenly everyone had forgotten stop n’ frisk, Abner Louima, Amadou Diallo, mass round ups of the homeless and all the other indignities Guliani and his people had visited on the POC…

She must be the daughter of Rex Kramer, Danger Seeker

Y’all be careful (have jokes) but be careful

Is it just me, or does it seem like his makeup artist puts cucumbers on his eyes before applying his foundation? Whole face is orange with these white circles around his eyes. He needs some tarte shape tape in his life. 

And Kingman even has “African-Americans applying for leadership positions with the city“

And Kingman even has “African-Americans applying for leadership positions with the city”

“yesha” must be swahili for “you a damn lie.”

What is taking Bernie Sanders so long to solve racism? I know he is putting out policies that would help many poor POC but he just isn’t explaining them in anti-racism terms so it just isn’t good enough. He could at least offer a solution to get racist to understand and address the black struggle in this country. 

Looks like I am going to Lowe’s this weekend to stock up for my electrical project...

The players should just say they're kneeling before Zod.

It’ll be interesting to see just how close your tweet here is to the real one tomorrow.

Uh oh! Wait until Trump hears about this. “Coward Goodell has said that players can now kneel during the anthem! Sad! How dare the NFL dishonor our vets and flag! Ratings will go into the tank.”

HE CAME BACK AND TRIED TO GET INTO ANOTHER GAME!!!!!

Here’s my altogether-too-early theory:

I must be getting old because I no longer recognize new euphemism for cocaine. 

Don’t worry. Once that Nigerian bank releases his funds, Kavanaugh will clear up everything.

Yeah his fucking bros just all decided to pay him back at once. That’s totally believable. 

Hopefully defense attorneys will start using Selyem’s expressed prejudice to appeal all of his convictions.

Remember when Samantha Bee called Ivanka a “feckless cunt?” And whypipo cried salty mayonnaise tears?