If we’re gonna be fair to Manziel, he actually hits the nail on the head when it comes to why Kap isn’t in the league.

If someone were to beat the living shit out of this bitch I wouldn’t feel bad about it AT ALL.

Martin Luther King died for THIS???

The only time I’m reminded that Farrakhan is even alive is when white people want to lecture black people about something that he did.

The entire way this country works is by convincing white people that they are the underdogs in their own personal movie. That anyone that is different is just like the baddies in every action movie they’ve ever watched where one white guy slaughters an arm full of brown people. And that we’re all just waiting for the…

That’s like the NBA All Star game of evil motherfuckers 👀

“And it saddens me to say that this moment serves to remind black youths that the world cares less about them than it does other children.”

RIP Marco Rubio, Killed by a Teen’s Tweet.

Also, #AreYouDone? M’baku’s got no time for anybody’s drama.

I laughed really hard when he said “Naww, we’re vegetarians.” (and left unsaid: “but the look on your face...”)

My question is-

We CAN have nice things. We DO have nice things. We GIVE OURSELVES nice things all the time.

This guy is so NOT MAD he has to write three times what you did to show you how NOT MAD he is.

Your response here is evidence in support of her original thesis that wypipo are fragile.

“My biggest mistake was not asking for more help.”

Everyone is an asshole in this story. #teampuertoricans

This was a story on This American Life. Boy grew up thinking he was white - Italian-American, even! - but everyone who saw him who was not a member of his family was like, “ ... Nah.” This went on for years. Finally he asked his mother and his mother was like, “Yeah, so your father is Black.” The theme of the show?…

Tirico is aware that being Italian doesn’t preclude one from being black, right?

“Mikey... Mikey... we never told you that you were adopted. We figured you knew... You’re a 50-year-old man. This never dawned on you?”

I know how to definitively settle the issue of whether he is black or not. He goes up to a cop at 2am to ask if they know the time or if they have a light for a cigarette and if they shoot him dead like a dog, then he is black.