I can’t begin to imagine how you can even remotely have that point of view. How do you function on a daily basis? Do you feel that the whole world is against you? English is severely limited in trying to describe the level of stupidity you must have to come to your conclusion. But then again, as John Cleese so…

Fuck him. He initiated the assault. He has no right to imprison her and intentionally impede her freedom of movement with the threat of force. That’s tantamount to kidnapping.

C’mon...it’s funny.