I think you’re putting substantially more consideration into the pharmacodynamics of “jingle-jangle” than the writers had probably intended.

A couple of Zodiac murders were similar, where Senator Cruz shot two people sitting in a parked car. In one case, one of the victims survived despite being shot three times. Also,…

Apropos of nothing, I’m amused by how much you can spot AVC folks by the types of user names / icons. I’d never really thought of them as distinctive, but there is kind of a type.

An article that is nearly all things people said on Twitter gives it a nice HuffPost feel.

Spent all my paper at the dollar store,

Yes, Prince Anders should be the romantic rival to all Disney Princes from now on. It’s the new Prince Anders Cinematic Universe, or “PACU” for the fans.

The guy playing Jafar is half Dutch. I’m guessing Anders is his illegitimate son. Maybe with Jasmine. J + J = A. Prove me wrong.

If you walk around Providence looking like that, and have $150,000 on you, Brown will just give you a Political Science degree

Well at least they’re shunted off in Agriculture, so the worst that can happen is life gets harder for gay chickens.

I mean, that was 11 years ago. I applied to be the local editor of the Austin edition (back when we had such a thing) and I mostly handled calendar listings and local show picks for several years as I slowly worked my way up into the national staff. I’d also spent several years before that freelancing off and on for…

On a 16-hour flight, I watched 22 Grams, House of Sand and Fog, and Capturing the Friedmans. You cant convince me I didn’t commit suicide and the last 18 years weren’t a hallucination.

*Facepalm. I know way too many of these people. It’s always accompanied by some shitty “professional” linkedin photo of them in a suit, then they post inspirational quotes on Facebook or change their status to “rise and grind” at least once a week.

I’d say those games are implicitly political, in that they model systems analogous to those that exist today. Farmville functions as a managed capitalist system, for instance, giving minimal rewards for time and more for money.

Right? The first game where you can customize not only your character, but your character’s significant other. I did the same thing on the day it went live. My wife and I watched in horror as her avatar was capped in the face for trying to protect our son.

Bethesda: "That's a beautiful wife you made yourself there. It would be a shame if, something happened to her."

That’s amazing.

I’m sorry, was there ever a time jumpsuits weren’t on point?

This is a good troll, 8.5/10.

LEAVE JADEN SMITH ALONE! Willow and Jaden are the Luna Lovegood of celebrity spawn and I will not stand to see their weird flower selves besmirched, especially by the likes of you!