I think you’re putting substantially more consideration into the pharmacodynamics of “jingle-jangle” than the writers had probably intended.

A couple of Zodiac murders were similar, where Senator Cruz shot two people sitting in a parked car. In one case, one of the victims survived despite being shot three times. Also,…

Apropos of nothing, I’m amused by how much you can spot AVC folks by the types of user names / icons. I’d never really thought of them as distinctive, but there is kind of a type.

An article that is nearly all things people said on Twitter gives it a nice HuffPost feel.

Spent all my paper at the dollar store,

Yes, Prince Anders should be the romantic rival to all Disney Princes from now on. It’s the new Prince Anders Cinematic Universe, or “PACU” for the fans.

The guy playing Jafar is half Dutch. I’m guessing Anders is his illegitimate son. Maybe with Jasmine. J + J = A. Prove me wrong.

The Jason Kessler who wrote for CNN is a different Jason Kessler. It’s easy to look up. The Kessler who organized the rally did, however, write for the Daily Caller. But don’t let facts get in the way of a good conspiracy theory.

If you walk around Providence looking like that, and have $150,000 on you, Brown will just give you a Political Science degree

Well at least they’re shunted off in Agriculture, so the worst that can happen is life gets harder for gay chickens.

I mean, that was 11 years ago. I applied to be the local editor of the Austin edition (back when we had such a thing) and I mostly handled calendar listings and local show picks for several years as I slowly worked my way up into the national staff. I’d also spent several years before that freelancing off and on for…

Have you seen the original lately? It’s all about the dad’s melancholy life. The only thing that has changed is you.

Mary Poppins came out in 1964. Were you even alive then?

On a 16-hour flight, I watched 22 Grams, House of Sand and Fog, and Capturing the Friedmans. You cant convince me I didn’t commit suicide and the last 18 years weren’t a hallucination.

*Facepalm. I know way too many of these people. It’s always accompanied by some shitty “professional” linkedin photo of them in a suit, then they post inspirational quotes on Facebook or change their status to “rise and grind” at least once a week.

This is the worst rendition of Archie vs Predator to date.

I’d say those games are implicitly political, in that they model systems analogous to those that exist today. Farmville functions as a managed capitalist system, for instance, giving minimal rewards for time and more for money.

As long as they don’t sing into hairbrushes, I’ll be okay with it. But seriously... I work for NASA, and in me, they hired a 56-year old (white man, but still...) unemployed due to the Great Recession. All around me are immigrants, people of color, disabled folk, and a wide array of different kinds of people - but all…

Here is a pitch I found for an Arrow crossover

Hail Hydra.