They are so cheap that I barely know what to do with myself when I'm in there. Like cheaper than Walmart cheap, but way more fashionable. It makes me wonder if I'm wearing a shirt drenched in the lost dreams of sweatshop children.

Most of them are lovely in other ways, they just all seem to share the same obsession over curating their own closet that I can never match.

Strangely, the men in my life have been the most annoyingly particular about shopping. I had an ex try on about thirty different baseball caps before he picked the one he wanted. My brother once went to four different stores to find the Vans in the exact color/fabric he wanted. My dad gets his shirts tailored and will…

Facebook had only gotten to Top 50 schools in 2002, so it's probably not too weird that nobody had it in 2004 - I think they hadn't opened it up to people without a college id yet.

I was going to say, I'm lazy as shit, I don't think I want my boyfriend to know how much time I spend in one position on the couch all day.

Okay, so I got these sometime last year because they were on sale through Groupon and here's two observations:

That... that movie... blew my mind with its inability to come to a more obvious solution than a giant leg-operated ironing machine.

Bain Capitalist?

They don't let you put ketchup on your hotdogs there? I don't know if I want to live in Chicago as much anymore.

The weirdest thing about this Girls controversy is that there is another lily-white main casted television show about 20-something women trying to make it in Brooklyn (Williamsburg, even!) which seems to paint non-whites in stereotypes but it never seems to even get a mention - and it's obviously been popular enough…

I don't think it's the conventional beauty, actually. I think the photographer just wasn't able to bring something out of her. She's not committing to the smile in the ones where she's supposed to be smiling - and I hate to go all Tyra on this, but it's true... you gotta SMIZE girl. SMIIIIZE.

I still find Grenade one of the creepiest songs of the last few years and so I can't really...

I just realized that if I did this to Romney, I'd be calling him Mittsy, which sounds too endearing and adorable for what he is.

I have to admit, one of the most awkward things I've come across is introducing American friends to German friends and having to hear the American friends make Nazi jokes all. night. long. It's happened so many times that I actually find myself trying to avoid ever introducing Americans touring Europe to any Germans I…

I was trying to figure out why the makeup made me cringe so much! Thank you!

Well, it's conservative talk radio, right? Otherwise the next question would have been "how did you feel then when the moderator proved your dad didn't have the right facts?"

I would assume that non-Indians who wear a sari are the same as Indians who decide to go for the white dress... and I don't particularly see a problem with either.

Unfortunately you can't seem to respond to more than one comment at a time with this new system, but I wanted to mention that I do think the decriminalization route is better than legalization. Related: I've always thought it strange that the persons with the power in the transaction are the ones who get off easier…

I tried to touch on this with the cocaine example but I now see that wasn't the best one (sorry, it was really late at night). The point I was trying to make was that there is a big difference in the set ups of the markets for different goods, which makes each good easier or harder to regulate if "legalized." If…

It's no Lady Chatterley's Lover, that's for sure