Well then let me mock God. He’s the Donald Trump of deities. All bombastic language but couldn’t pour piss out of a boot, and yet his followers still kiss his ass and beg him to fix the wreckage of the disasters, horrors and wars that happened on his watch. And praise him not only when he doesn’t come through but…

So hard to do business in divine punishment with all these profiteering doctors. Even worse, the fucking climatologists are making Him renege on his promise to Noah not to flood the Earth anymore.

God must be really mad at science now. Since AIDS was his punishment for homosexuals, that’s gotta be frustrating being undercut like this.

T-Shirt worthy

I’d file this under “Stupid” but “Who Would Jesus Drone” does have a nice ring to it.

I was surprised to see they still sell these (I don’t eat much cold cereal - an occasional box of Peanut Butter Cap’n Crunch is all). Do kids today even know what the Flintstones are anymore?

That’s really disappointing about the Cocoa. Seems like that’s the case with alot of stuff I used to eat as a kid, it just aint the same no more.

I didn’t spend years developing an adult digestive system and a dad bod so that I could NOT eat Cheetos.

Only the white cheddar kind. The normal ones suck, always tasted like burnt sadness to me.

That was my favourite cereal growing up! I was an infinitely patient child, and would meticulously eat every last cereal piece first, leaving me with an entire bowl of marshmallows. It was heaven. My younger siblings didn’t have that kind of patience, and would obviously eat all their marshmallows first, leaving them…

Most of the Little Debbie catalog holds up well. My favorite were (and still are) the Nutty Bars, but Zebra cakes, Jelly Rolls, and even the Oatmeal Creme pies are still pretty tasty.

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Not 100% sure but I think CP means child porn

He’s alive. In the last episode of this season when all the experiments are escaping from the bus, you hear his laugh and see his outline.

I’m sure Verizon is perfectly capable of ruining a company on their own.

It works wonders for other crimes too. All Dick Cheney had to say was that he didn’t mean to shoot the guy in the face and Cheney ended up receiving the apology.

I bet if you bounced a quarter off her abs, they’d react like a Super Ball and the quarter would hit the ceiling.

I think the 18-34 year old males were covered by the fact the movie is about a very attractive woman wearing short shorts and an iron bra kicking peoples ass with a shield and glowing lasso.

Attended plenty of cons (Comic-Con four times) and being in shape is pretty much Job None for comic book nerds. So the Storm babe’s ripped abs are incredibly impressive. Holy wow.

It sounds like you’re describing a Google car, not an Apple one. Apple seems to go out of their way to not collect and sell your data.