I work in Herndon, drive through LoCo from Winchester, and used to live near Pax River and commute to Ashburn. Noon on Tuesday should be fine. You’re looking at 1:15-1:40 depending on where you’re going. 495 around the top, bring your EZPass for 267 (Dulles Toll Road) is pretty safe, but definitely be off the beltway…

Cn we get this story on the podcast? Or better yet, an “artistic reinactment”.

Navy Base in Maryland, 2005ish. Long sweeping downhill past the Gas Station, base housing on the other side. No pedestrians or other vehicles within 100 yards of me. Got pulled over, ticketed, and threatened with having my DOD decals impounded from my car(and on-base driving rights revoked) for “careless and reckless…

All electric, dual motor, P100d model x + stow-n-go affordability and utility of a mid 20teens Dodge Grand Caravan. Breed the offspring of that (awd all electric massive range minivan) with a Miata. AWD electric minihypercoupe with SOME kind of funky door profile and also, stow n go pedestal seats.. just. because.

3 full-sized bikes, WeeHoo double trailer, a week’s worth of supplies, 3+(.5+.5) people, and all in blacktop on black. Will also pull my popup camper, and is a LOT less than the Highlander the wiff wanted.