Kim Kardashian, as public persona and “brand,” is by nature an “accident.” One from which we may never recover.

Super high, but I’m pretty sure that was awesome.

I mean she’s the worst but I think there is a grain of truth to that. She’s usally more subtle with her fake relationships. And he, being new to the world of PR romance, was pretty unchill.

“The posts were an error”

Who knew that Kim was actually the intellectual Kardashian? In comparison to what the other Kardashians have been posting, her tweet is a like a treatise on being a celebrity in the moderne age.

*Extended eye roll at Schumer.* Sunglasses, inside, at a gym class, where it’s pitch black. Doesn’t call attention to yourself at all.

Kris is always the ‘insider’. Her own daughter is feeling scared and insecure but she still feels the need to remind and give us a tease that she is still there. Wouldn’t want us to forget about her. ONE MONTH and she is worried about them becoming irrelevant. JFC.

END THE DROUGHTLANDER.

Jeez. That’s like having Goodyear “Princess Grace” steel-belted radials.

Aww, I love Amelia Bedelia.

All great tips that should be taught through repetition. Another thing that we did in our house when children were younger is to have a family computer in the living room. Having the computer in a common space like that is a great deterrent against some of the “temptations” of the web. This was pre-smart phone though…

The pap stroll is normal and carefully calculated. She does not have to go out for fro yo. Hell, she can afford a commercial grade machine in her home. She posts pics of a Grey Goose-lemonade slushie machine, but has to go get a cone like a chump? Come on.

Damn. I was hoping they’d go away.

I think it’s cruel and disgusting that people still wear fir.

We other commenters are not pissed off because it seems clear the joke was about how the name doesn’t seem real, not that it’s African.

Agreed. That person was looking to pick a fight. Should’ve picked someone without a working knowledge of Month Python silliness.

I suppose you’re also upset whenever someone here says somebody has the whitest name ever?

Really? If it was a dumb white person name like St John Smith Smyth Smith, but its pronounced “Throat Warbler Mangrove” and it was it was a Monty Python gag 45 years ago are you offended as well?