shanetoonae
Shanetoonae
shanetoonae

So who exactly found Kim gagged and tied up in the bathroom?

Nah it has nothing to do with them being pretty. It has to do with them opening their mouths and speaking. They aren’t bright girls.

Le Thief

Ding ding ding!

If you watch the show you’ll see that they are dumber than they are pretty.

That’s some long game! If that’s true they deserve to be America’s Royalty, because that’s is Katerina Sforza-level game playing right there.

Or, not enough attention with the Obama’s around...

Sounds plausible to me!

Here’s an amusing theory about the robbery, as related to a French journalist by a taxi driver. I’m too lazy to translate.

No. You just need enough cash for a ghostwriter.

I’m not kidding. I dead ass don’t buy it. She always has a team of people with her. Her children were in Paris just not there at the time. So she was just alone, no assistant, no security? She had 11m worth of jewlery just out not in a safe? This isn’t rape this is robbery, which is taken very seriously especially if

Like they couldn’t have paid the concierge to lie. Seriously, this whole story smells a little fishy. Paris can be dangerous (especially in the outer suburbs and higher number Arrondissements) but it’s not unfair to be a little incredulous when people who make careers out of stunts and manufactured BS claim the latest

So these guy were really keeping up with the Kardashians after all.

JET FUEL CAN’T STEAL DIAMONDS!

This is absolutely true.

Not sure if I buy this. My guess is Kim Kardashian & Klan didn’t want to keep losing press coverage to the Brangelina divorce so they faked the robbery to get her on front pages again

Given the smoke and mirrors involved in the making of the Kardashian brand, or any reality show, it’s not really an asshole comment.

Kim, I won’t believe it unless Kameras Kaptured it. Sorry.

I don’t normally comment, but I felt the need to point out the hypocrisy of this article. I’m all for pointing out if a women is being body shamed, for whatever reason, but to call a white, non curvy, white, blonde, blue eyed girl a “ walking bowl of buttered noodles” is absolutely doing the SAME DAMN THING.

B.) Why the fuck did they feel the need to have her dancing to “Booty”. Forget Hough, seems like the producers are simple shits and masters at pigeon holing.