Custom longbows

The print on that was done by Salvador Dali and he thought the lobster represented a vagina with teeth. I’m dead serious. Wallis Simpson wore it in Vogue and it became whatever the 1930s equivalent of a meme was. Sort of like Bjork’s swan dress or FKA Twig’s penis dress or anything Rihanna has ever worn.

That lobster is a nice throwback to original Schiaparelli.

You were delirious when the nanny told you all about the 4am feeding she handled when you woke up 3 and a half hours later at 7:27?

Since a Grand Jury doesn’t bring a sentence there should be no double-jeopardy to worry about no matter the case. It seems unlikely that a second jury would be brought to consider most cases, but I think they can legally do so..

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There’s a part of me that appreciated that oddity. It made the program a little less mindnumbing. I puzzled over how that worked genetically for quite a while.

And for all its faults, I’ll take the original Looney Tunes any day. And toss in the pre-1950 Disney shorts, the Walt Lantz, shorts, the pre-1957 MGM shorts, and the old Fleisher shorts (particularly, Betty Boop).

Blasphemy. Pre-Joe Blue’s Clues is the standard by which all toddler shows are judged and found lacking.

Most of these are targeted to an older age than would be watching Mickey Mouse Club. Which means that Mickey Mouse Club age is probably the age of Drew’s children.

HoustonDude2014: Hello, I’m HoustonDude2014.

it’s like a really horrible version of Russian Roulette.

There’s always a plan b..

There will need to be an app for that.

Some swelling may occur.

It’s great if you’re an attention whore and want people to ask you “oh my god, what happened???” when you wear tank tops.

It’s lonely at the top—but it ain’t crowded.

Hi Madonna