I get their point, and yeah yeah it’s so Jalop to learn on the fly, but how are we the readers supposed to take these reviews seriously? How does this compare to the Focus ST, or GTI, or Civic Si? Oh, you can’t tell us because you haven’t driven them because you just learned to drive stick.

I mean I can be mad at George Zimmerman being found innocent, hundreds of cops not facing any murder charges, and still think that Jussie was guilty and deserved jail time. It’s not all mutually exclusive.

Gotta keep the outrage machine at Gawker turning!

Definitely remember a time in college when we had to stop a friend from going to the ER because he was tripping on a brownie. Also remember sitting in a room thinking “Well, this is it, I’m going to die” after eating a brownie.

Actually the switch panel is in the correct orientation. The rest of the car is backwards.

You realize subways are electric, right? You also realize one train can move HUNDREDS of people at once, right? Breakdowns are due to deferred maintenance, not because the concept is flawed.

Yep, two people and a large party are different experiences. And they’re especially different when you do things like decide to take 8 people at dinner rush hour, the busiest time of the night, on Friday, the busiest day of the week for most restaurants.

1.2% of white americans owned slaves at the height of slavery. Half of white america fought or died to free slaves from that 1.2%’s control. Surely you can see how stupid it is to blame ‘White America’ for slavery when only a small percent of people did something wrong. A small percent of white people were nazis. Can…

A restaurant experienced as a couple or solo diner is worlds away from a restaurant experienced with a large group (anything 6+ is a large group). Most restaurants aren’t great at groups IME. Servers feel overwhelmed by them and they always need to be sat somewhere away because of logistics.

What is this site’s deal with Beto?  They couldn’t get enough of him during his Senate campagin, but the last week they’ve done nothing but complain about him.

Let’s break this down. First, O’Rourke seems to be proposing “investments” in community college so people can graduate debt-free and train to become welders or other skilled jobs, because we’re “ not producing enough trained Americans to fill right now.”

You probably also think the Beach Boys sang “California Dreamin.’”

“I feel like you are being deliberately obtuse“

All Beto seems to be certain about is that he was a punk, he likes to stand on counters, and would probably enjoy being President.

Jumping up on counters is only punk if the dumb restaurant only has ice tea when you want hot tea.   Poser Beto didn’t even yell anarchy when he did it.  

I feel like you are being deliberately obtuse. Proposals to get people into jobs in places where they generally don’t go to take them is a good one. Debt free education is almost certainly (duh) not to be limited to welders. And, if you are so inclined as a journalist, reach out to the obscene number of people who got…

You get your food faster through a drive through. Just about every fast food restaurant prioritizes the drive through over the the front counter. Even when waiting behind 5 cars.

Coronation Street

Yup, definitely the cover for the next “A Gronking to Remember” book.