Oh, your words! They have wounded me! Please, forgiveness! I beg you!

I would have thought moonlight cruises would be a big selling point on yachts- I feel like there are some downsides to that with this one.

My dad used to work at an animal shelter. People would bring in feral cats in havahart traps. Because he was a motorcyclist, with gear, he was the one that got to handle them. The procedure was to gear up completely (including helmet), take the trap to an empty, sealed room, open it, and just let the cat go crazy…

The kitten is just lucky none of them were stung by a spider

Bikers are always going on about kitten safety trumping laws. Entitlement!

Turning from the wrong lane, against the light? Going into oncoming traffic, and intentionally blocking it? I’m not saying she’s at fault, but it would be understandable if someone ran her over. She deserves to be financially ruined for life.

I’ve lived in Austin most of my life, but I’m going to the race for the first time (whole weekend actually).

When has Rainey not been a shit show?

I saw that on TV one night (literally, the guide said Uma Thurman, Bill Murray, and Robert DeNiro, and I had to see that). I spent the whole movie wondering if I was on drugs.

This is truth in Kinja

I am so glad I wasn’t the only one who thought this.

That’s fair

And we welcome them with open arms, generous tax incentives, and great food :)

Well, first, Austin already has a healthy tech industry, so that’s a bad example. But no, it isn’t that way- it’s that the company has incentives to locate there, but none to leave.

Because they tend to locate in places that have large tech-person populations- both because tech people tend to start these companies, and once started, it’s easier to find people with the skills they need. San Fran has Silicon Valley- which, while it has fallen off, is still the Mecca for ambitious tech types.

This thing is amazing and I want it

The 1960s Computer Network That Predicted The 1980s Book That Predicted The 1980s Game That Predicted The Internet

Bullshit. How many of these Texas backroads have you been on? Half the time it’s Jimmy on the contracting crew that decides whether or not a stretch is single dash or double yellow- a double yellow isn’t necessarily a correct assessment of the conditions (not even mentioning the difference between a sport bike and the…

How did nothing air-cooled make this list?

No, it’s spelled “gyro”