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shaneshanea

A lie I tell myself with dismal regularity is Ugh, fuck, I am too tired and burned out to tidy up tonight, I’ll do

No one ever—I checked; it literally has never happened—has gone, “Dang, if only I had not pickled some foodstuffs.”

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Today’s Google Doodle is Selena Quintanilla, aka the only Selena we recognize. (We recognize Gomez, too, but not as