shaneelliott
Shane Elliott
shaneelliott

I think I’m going to be sick. That Miura was my father’s. Number 4906. He sold it to help pay for the family home in 1997... for less than 10% of what it would go for these days. I’m terrified to think of how expensive it has become, because it is my ambition to get it back for my family some day.

That coffee tastes like burnt shit water

Most forums are filled with 100% wrong information on this subject. Ranging from “Theengineers at XXX corp know best, you must buy the specially squeezed BMW/Mercedes/Subaru/etc oils.” to “It is very critical to use the right bla bla bla” to the “you get what you pay for, I run $25.99 a quart oil hand refined by

Huh... isn’t that what equality is though? Talking about the needs of both men and women? Talking about how to improve life for everyone? You guys spout equality but it is so very obviously about Women being supreme and men being nothing.

Oh, you misogynist! How dare you suggest that women aren’t more oppressed than men?

Women are more afraid in general, which is why women fear assault more than men, even though men are far more likely to experience it. And women fear internet harassment more, even though again, men are far more likely to experience it.

I just can’t get over how much better this car looks than the P1.

This is a pretty solid way to ensure that the buyer jerks off in her dumb car. Or some troll will jerk off to one of her competitors in it. Or one of her competitors will buy it and start clicking away at their mouse.

OH NOES! Don’t tell me they’ve made The Joker a bad guy!

That’s nothing new between Joker and Harley.

For a long time, up here in Canada Toyota likes to mix into its press photo selection a number of photographs that were taken locally. They can illustrate stories well, especially if the sight of the front license plate help establish that it’s a Canadian car shown.

The automotive equivalent of

Frustrates me how “sure” that the arresting officer was that he caught the “right guy”

Yeah, the guy who didn’t want to be seen on camera or brag for personal reasons definitely requested that name. /s

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Anonymous my ass it’s this guy in Petrolicous’s BMW Alpina video on youtube. Exact same voice and head shape.

meh - i dont know. i doubt he said to the producers “call me The Collector”. They wanted to show off his stuff but he’s not a show off. pretty cool of him in my books. probably what i would do too.

Auto Dimming Headlights (highbeam to lowbeam)

like what?