Yeah, because one thing is “comedy” and the other is proprietary, confidential information you’re contractually obligated not to disclose and could probably reasonably infer that, should you share it, you won’t have that job very long.

Why do I get the feeling that you have “This woman’s tweets show she is both unhinged and a narcissist. I don’t buy her story.” as a shortcut-macro?

Someone in a long-term relationship with a woman a decade older than him seems like someone attracted to kids?

She threw enough shade to combat climate warming.

It’s fucked up that people are spamming his daughter with the video, but I don’t know why you would feel “icky”otherwise. They even make whole moves about dead people sometimes.  

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Oh no! It says in this pamphlet that cardiomyopathy can lead to empathy with fascist regimes.

“Never gonna run around and besmirch you...!”

I always knew there was something untrustworthy about Leo Sayer.

I feel bad for Jodie. Getting picked to be the Doctor, but then getting stuck with Chibnall for the run.

they’re... called capris.

Chibnall’s strengths are “getting a job he’s not remotely capable of doing” and “inexplicably tricking large swathes of people into believing, against all available evidence, that his writing hits even the most rudimentary of quality baselines”.

I fondly look forward to all the white dudes recording videos of themselves driving their pickup trucks and yelling about how Girl Pinhead is ruining American society or something.

I mean, would it shock anyone if our species’ epitaph read “killed by their own fucking stupidity, arrogance, and stubborn contrarianism”?  Because the last 4+ years has REALLY opened my eyes to just how deeply, deeply stupid some Americans are, like I can’t believe they can walk upright-levels of stupidity.

Stop “just asking questions” if you won’t listen to the answers.

Probably because the only other word in English that ends in “ccer” is “soccer” and we’re used to the “vaks” sound from “vaccine”, so “vaccer” creates a conflict between what it looks like it should sound like (“vakker”) and what we want to say (“vakser”).

It doesn’t get funnier as it goes along, but it also doesn’t get less funny. I think this concept has legs.

I’d divorce you too, if you packed books in that size box. Who am I, Lou Ferrigno?

If there’s one person that I believe would be gleefully ignorant of the harm perpetrated on others by the status quo that he himself benefits from, it’s Aaron Sorkin. So yeah, I think he’s means what he says here.

Best Onion headline of all time: