Not stacked enough to make up for Rupert Sanders.

Stoned or not, in-character all the time or not, Wesley Snipes was the least of Blade III’s problems.

I’ll never ever ever ever ever ever forgive Mignola for having ceased to draw Hellboy himself. He had the perfect style for this universe and its medieval folklore references. No other artist ever came close.

A TV really isn’t big enough to appreciate the the climactic scene where Timothee Chalamet opens a series of portals and brings through dozens of characters from earlier Woody Allen movies to fight Liev Schreiber. 

“What’s it?”

I can’t speak on Aqua Teen, ( never watched show) But removing the Boondocks episode is so fucking stupid. So are we getting to the point where black people can’t make fun of racism? I bet a white person made this decision. 

Because after you make The Last Airbender and After Earth, even your next bowel movement qualifies as a comeback.

This might be the best casually-tossed-off comment section show pitch I’ve ever seen and I would legitimately watch it.

The good news:

from the files of John Candy/Mariel Hemingway we have: RAINN WILSON/KATE WINSLET

America continues to influence the world through soft power

Having endured a David Byrne post-Heads show I have to say that you couldn’t pay me to sit through this. As for “-a generous and humane elder statesman of rock,” Chris Frantz had a few things to tell you:

Ohmigod you guys, wouldn’t it be super cute if the babies from the two gender reveal wildfires ended up together?

When I was growing up gender reveals didn’t involve explosions, just a trench coat and a bus stop.

It’s really starting to bug the crap out of me whenever I see a movie like this called a “remake.” Just because the book was adapted before, this is another adaptation of the book (which the trailer itself even says), not a remake of that film. It’s not like we call every adaptation of, say, The Three Musketeers a…

You know who’s not having trouble getting a stew going, baby?

Bold decision to use The Love Boat font.

The Nolan bashing started with Dark Knight Rises and continued with Interstellar because he lost some important collaborators who helped make his earlier stuff work, he got big enough that people stopped telling him “no,” and he already got to use a lot of his dream project ideas earlier in his career.

And as…

They’re really more judging a book by the review, and recognizing that the review may be offering a skewed presentation of the book's content.

Forgive me if I’m misinterpreting the thrust of the book, but I don’t think I can handle another indulgent, leftist self-critique right now. While it’s necessary for us to remain conscious of what we believe and how we choose to act on it, leftist propensity for critical evaluation and reflection leads to a spiral of…