I’d go with Jeffrey Dean Morgan. Shaun Bean dies in the course of a movie’s plot. JDM’s job is to kickstart a plot by dying.

The gap between Donald Trump and “qualified to be President” is larger than the gap between Donald Trump and Mayor Pete, which to be clear is very large.

That one’s a real term.

Congratulations on being the GMG site that didn’t blindly run a story based on some guy’s tweets citing a couple stories that don’t support any of the numbers he was using...

Betrayal Legacy is *fantastic*. If you can find the time to play it, you will not regret buying it.

Betrayal Legacy is *fantastic*. If you can find the time to play it, you will not regret buying it.

Isn’t the main character half-god, though? Presumably could still be bopping around. Unless that’s addressed already, because like Ovy, I haven’t finished the originals.

If Gwyneth Paltrow were your girlfriend, you’d ask her, giggly and a little embarrassed, what it was like to work with Robert Downey, Jr. She would stare at you, half-smiling, like it was a joke she didn’t get. “Who?” she’d say. You’d clarify. She’d shake her head. “I don’t think I know a Robert,” she’d say, confused.

Poorly Lit PhoeniX

She was fired, rather than arrested for assault because....

But a lone, glowing-with-fire woman in the vacuum of space tearing apart a bunch of [Skrull/Shi’ar] warships with powers she’s finally embraced would be a touch more similar than just two CGI beat’em’ups selected at random.

So, wait. He uses a higher abortion rate among black women as evidence for selective abortion? Black women are aborting their pregnancies because they don’t want black children? I try to argue against the best form of a person’s argument, but I can’t think of a more generous interpretation of that logical chain.

Exactly. His understanding of the law put him in the rather unique legal position of only being able to say “Not Guilty,” or “not Not Guilty,” and he came back with “noooot Not Guilty.”

Oh, THAT’s who that guy is. Thank you.

And what is “every single one of his friends,” anyway? Peter, MJ, Ned and Flash? People accepted the end timeline as 1 in 14,000,605, but want to pretend a 1 in 8 chance is a “plot hole”?

Not at all. Now, on the other hand, I would have expected Gideon to figure that out. But maybe she did, and this was all a manipulative team-building exercise.

And also the guy who cut off and wore Jerome’s face, and also Tank Girl.

Clearly changed the name to avoid charges of racism, then forgot to remove the racism.

Them bad guys gon’ get puuunched for sure.

The fifth season finale of Buffy The Vampire Slayer was an absolutely pitch-perfect end to the series. The fact that they made two more years of the show is incidental.

Gizmodo Media Group is the name of the company which owns and manages both the Gizmodo and Kotaku websites.