Leslie Jones should sit in as Trump. Doesn’t have to say a word. Just sit next to the comic and pout.

2 Chainz feels the sting of 2 starz.

Autonomy over one’s own body is a right.

National Suicide Hotline: 1-800-273-8255

I appreciate that the chamber of commerce in Texas I saw against this, but I do think we shouldn’t be fighting these bills mainly on economic grounds. The problem inherent in that is that the economic effect that was so noticeable in places like North Carolina might have less effect in Texas, a state with a much…

Seems like an open and shut case to me. It’s not fair to only serve tourists to black people.

I hope they do “Springtime for Hitler.”

Unless this interview ends with Oprah yelling to her audience and holding Michelle aloft, “And in 2020 you get a first woman President and you get a first woman President!!!” then no. It will be too sad.

It’s strange to me that this is news now. I mean I’m glad it’s being talked about. But she said this FOREVER. Now people believe it because they heard men verify it?

She’s stopped being a literal impression of Kellyanne and become an avatar for all of us.

was not what I wanted to see this Sunday morning.

Ooh, could she be the statue of liberty covered in ants?

From now on, lawyers will have to fuck their clients the old fashioned way, through their incompetence.

Advocates of a ban say that relationships between a lawyer and client is inherently unequal, making any sex potentially coercive.

You guys, the dad is the Wookiee.

I have zero doubt that he would seriously love to have Ivanka all to himself. His dream is probably if she is widowed and never remarries and he can “comfort” her all of the rest of his days. He is completely in love with her...because she’s part him. Blech.

While we forced Germany to remember what fascism means, we allowed ourselves to forget with a pat on the back.

So the guy perpetrates the violence and then blames the woman for not preventing it? (Checks all of human history.) YUP! CHECKS OUT!

It’s like catcalling. These sexts aren’t for the girl he’s sexting. They’re for him. They make him feel more powerful regardless of her reaction.