I thought you said:

ME TOO. :(

Also, I thought it was Stumbleupon’s job to find me things. It’s supposed to be Pocket’s job to stow them. Nothing stays sane for long, online.

If you decide to “go nuclear” on your upgrade from Win7/8 to Win10, I’ve read that a Win7 licence code will not work with a Win10 clean install. Instead, the upgrade generates a new W10-specific key.

Ah, yes - the mythical clean with no loose cables, papers or anything desk. I remember that. Lasted about three minutes before I started using the space.

Remember, “quotes” (even “air quotes”) really help when you’re trying to illustrate “sincerity”, in addition to “italics”.

Good post, Thorin. You’re really smart and a very good writer.

Salad for lunch today.

Wouldn’t free ketchup actually be commie? Charging for it is very American and capitalist.

“My husband and I are vegan. My daughter is vegetarian and both of them are allergic to gluten, lactose, shellfish, soya, onions, peppers and GM foods.” I’m assuming the kids survive on eating air, then. Assuming it’s not red air, cause they’d probably be allergic to that too.

NO, NO, NO!! Battery life is not the most important thing. The most important thing is THIN — the phone and laptop must be thin! Thin as a straight razor, thin as in one atom thick, thin as in “thin is in.” Don’t you ever read product reviews on Gizmodo??

I just updated the post to mention that! Yeah, hot water will kill the plants instead of feed them

This is a nice departure from the norm for this series (celebrity desk!) but it’s also a nice reminder that I probably don’t need forty monitors and the perfect decor to be productive in my home office.

Darn it.
That’s $2 they won’t be getting from me on the Android side ._.

This was when I was looking for that moment of retribution, and instead I was slapped in the face with cold, ugly, remorseless shit.

No shit, my story would end with "There were no survivors of what came to be called "The Pizza Cutter Massacre."

This entitled housewife looks back at her impressionable child and calmly says “She is yelling because that girl deserves it, the service is terrible every time we come here.” And then she looked me straight in the eyes.

I tried eating with chopsticks in the hopethat it would help me improve my diet and encourage me to eat better quality food, much as you suggest.

“Ruggles the puggle ate a cluster of puffles. Now he wants cuddles.”