Similar to Charlize Theron in Promethius, when the Engineer's ship crashes on its side, rolling like a donut towards her and she doesn't just turn 90 degrees to the right or left, escaping the messy death of being squashed by the giant rolling donut. Except in Godzilla they keep making the same mistake over. and over.…

It's also interesting thing to note that all the promotional bits we were treated to, all those trailers, extended trailers, and most especially that first teaser that was shown only at ComicCon, had us amped up to a movie where it seemed that Godzilla was going back to the bare beginnings to be that dark and…

That would be Godzilla vs. Hedorah, aka Godzilla vs. The Smog Monster. Made around 1970, featuring LSD inspired imagery, that was one hell of a trippy movie by any standards, and it figures it would have the OG flying, why not, everyone was back then.

AND THAT'S NOT ALL! We'll throw in this set of Japanese Ginsu Cutlery as well!