They could cut out the middleman and just install a cushioned hole at the top of the mausoleum.

I think it's more about pointing how goddamn fucking stupid a person would have to be to vote for Trump over Clinton.

I'm fairly certain his gaudy, ridiculous mausoleum is going to need a massive dance floor installed outside of it.

On the plus side, just imagine the surge of productivity our employers will be happy to receive.

This may just be my natural inclination towards self-preservation talking, but if nuclear war is inevitable, and it's gotta be either dead North Koreans or dead Americans, then I'm gonna hope it's the North Koreans.

Hard cut. Cheetos.

To be fair, pictures of Sean Hannity spoil everything. God I hate that man.

Wonder Woman, definitely not. But while Avatar made a lot more money, it didn't have nearly the cultural staying power that Titanic did/does.

Yeah, just watch it already. Cameron doesn't care if you watch it. You're depriving nobody but yourself.

It's worth seeing at least once. I don't know what you're proving to yourself by refusing to see it.

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I seem to recall reading most of these comments months ago…

Fun fact: If people brushed their teeth as often as people think they should (twice a day for 2 minutes), that equals one full day of life — every year — that is spent doing absolutely nothing but brushing your teeth.

Yeah I'm always annoyed when movies turn out not to be fucking documentaries

2/3 scale? Try 9/10! They did an absolutely incredible job building that thing.

I was 14, and it was awesome. I'm 34 now, and it still is.

The opinion espoused here is incorrect.

Shit, have you seen the state of Louisiana lately?

Your first paragraph is identical to my life experience, down to seeing it 4 times in the theaters. I always was annoyed though that my pre-existing love for the story of the Titanic would often get overshadowed by the film Titanic, and thus people would think my interest in the Titanic was only due to Titanic.

I've talked to my dad about him seeing the original Alien in theaters, and what that experience was like. He said people were so terrified that they could barely leave the theater.

I have no interest in Game of Thrones other than I'm interested in how interesting other people find it. But it's always funny to me when somebody is trying to get me excited for Game of Thrones and throws in "But there's dragons!" as if that's going to help sway me towards their side.