To be fair, she's rather beautiful, and beautiful people are rarely told to shut up.

Is that right?

… and a woman.

Three years is a long time to be married.

One of the greatest things I've ever witnessed was in Borough Park about 10 years ago; there were two cars, each facing the other, so that one could jump-start the other, but it wasn't working for some reason. One of the car owners had a light hanging on the hood. Since it was nighttime, or approaching night at least,…

One doesn't negate the other. They're all ridiculous-sounding. But few more than Australian cities.

Christ, every one of these fucking video essays has the same undeveloped 18-year-old male voice.

Britta: Abed, you know what I do? Before I talk, I ask myself, “what am I about to say and how might it affect each person listening?”

The problem though is that those are inherently funny-sounding names to your average American. "Wooloomooloo" just sounds funny.

The fact that there's only a single modern example to which you can point kind of underlines his point.

Back to Jezebel with you.

That's Dr. Grant to you

He may be paranoid, but not an android

To your point, blood sausage and potato soup both sound incredibly appealing.

Ironically, the way he eats, he's most likely to go from lifting forks

Yeah, sadly. It turns out the source I was reading had put The Leftovers in place of Fargo.

More importantly, Carrie Coon got a prehumous nomination for The Leftovers.

Trust in the entourage is the most important thing. Like in that HBO series, John Adams.

As soon as I read the headline I knew it was going to be some bullshit electron or something. Turns out I was wildly off.

Or would want to.