Everyone has a plan until dey ass meet the flo.

I believe she's a catcher.

You spelled Red Sawx wrong.

The Chiefs should play Clemson to figure who craps on their fan base more.

Norman was awful today.

Headline should read:

Sad mid-80s Yankees fan here.

Stunning to see the Yankees not on the national radar for years now. How about doing something to fill those seats over the dugout & behind the plate? Looks perpetually empty. Every night, just rows of empty seats.

$9 indeed

Great. Panthers with Bats.

We keep coming with new & inventive ways to beat this dead horse. I am furious at myself for laughing.

Good thing he has that education from The U to fall back on...

1857 Utah War? WTF is that? Now you’re just makin s&$t up. Not even gonna google it...

I’ll accept it if the Foodspin column is finished....just want to know.

Jeez, are the Yankees even playing ball anymore? Life was so much more fun when Big Stein was at the helm.

Geez people, the Sikhs are generally good peace-loving people. They’re not goddam muslims.

Now what pro team does he play for? Emirates? Etihad? Or is he a local kid playing for the new upstart Air France team?

What the hell is an MLS match? Is that like a game?

Live, from Soldier Field.....It’s Delta vs Southwest.

Still doesn’t look like 2 European football teams.