Just to bring this as low as possible, use a bench player to nail him, then put Harvey in.

Well if baseball would do something to attract more kids, we’d get Fisher-Price and Barney commercials. Until then, 8:30 start times mean Boner pills and Budweiser.

+1 for Vukota

How do I get less goddamn soccer in my Deadspin feed? Is there a filter? This is bullshit.

Comment of the year candidate.

Instead of daily fantasy going away, I’d rather just be able to walk up to a betting window in my hometown & bet $20 on a football game, without having to fly to Vegas or call a guy named Lou.

#Natitude !!

That’s crap. Don’t break out the champagne until you win the play-in game.

Also, monster baseball throws from the outfield are the best baseball highlights.

Sure seems like the Yankee runner wasn’t going all out. He was sort of hustling, but the catcher seems to have put a nice fake on him...

Offensive ineptitude? More like juggernaut. With this bunch of bench-warming dog shit 6th round group of players, Chan Gailey is an absolute mastermind to get them to score more than 3 points. WTF is a Bilal Powell & how the hell did he get a jersey?

Never understand how hippie, pacifist 49ers fan always start this stuff. Expect this to be a arena to be dominated by Jets/Bills/Cowboys.

Only only matters if we win. Go Jackets!

A: Injecting $100MM into the economy to employ engineers, mechanics & scientists is a perfectly fine venture. We’d come out far more knowledgable on the other side.

Oh that’s fucking rude.

I’m the only Isles fan I know who was OK with the fisherman jersey, maybe as an alternate. I liked how it paid homage to an important local industry & the misty foggy weather you’d see on the island in the winter. I’ll see myself out.

“Has anyone seen Ryan Mallett?”

Fixed

Counterpoint: Fuck the god damn Patriots. Stop with the fucking cheating already. We’re all sick of it.

Totally not seeing the balls. Wang yes, balls no.