Counterargument: no they’re not.

Huh. The Irish dudes at Corrib Moving in San Francisco that moved me the last two times were great, knew what they were doing, and didn't mistreat anything. Good pros have an incentive to not break your shit, especially in a world full of Yelp reviews. Two Ex-Methheads And A Truck Moving Company may not be the best…

There's also the concept of moral luck. If all 5 drivers were speeding, because of course they were, and the last guy got unlucky and got pulled over, it doesn't mean that he was the only irresponsible one. I do agree that he can't make everyone pay for his ticket, but the other 4 should help defray the cost.

Yeah, if you're becoming a homeowner, you can afford to pony up the couple thousand to pay professionals to move you, or half that to hire Craigslist randos. Asking your friends to help is fine when you're broke in college, but unseemly when you're becoming part of the ruling class.

after Founders sold a minority state to a Spanish company.

Most people root for the name on the front of the jersey in every team sports league. That's how team sports work.

They say mercury and lead are poisons. I've been putting mercury and lead on all the food I eat for the last week.

Seriously. They were swarming, looking for a new hive. There was no need to poison them.

I've learned a few things in my time here on earth, and one of them is: if there is a problem with their wine inventory, the restaurant is about to go under. Eject if you can.

More proof that Original Six Stanley Cup totals are kind of bogus.

If he had been deeply appreciative of the cops, paramedics, and stun gun, that would be the Molly talking. I think the coke might be the real criminal mastermind here.

Drew's issue is with his parents, not David Lynch. And Tommy Craggs endgame is "Thomas Kincaid: great artist."

Hillary became a renowned author decades ago by writing an acclaimed parenting book based on her kids' actual experiences.

All the drug geniuses here apparently don't know that the MA part of MDMA is "methamphetamine." If he was rolling completely pure Molly, he'd very probably test positive for meth.

Another mind-blowing aspect: there's a non-zero chance SharksCircle is female.

Yes. I've read all his novels. Every one of them has something to recommend them, and some are grade A genre fiction, but the latter ones can be a little repetitive (all his protagonists are kinda similar).