Right?  Is he no longer a great husband or great father?

I was a caddy for 7 years. We got to work outside, paid tips, and they let us golf for free too!!

The live music I saw on Frenchman still gives me goosebumps, and that was 6 years ago 

Went to Dundalk once, and as a black dude, that shit was terrifying. Donnie from Dundalk is probably more racist that Sully from Southie, but not by much.

There’s a waste-treatment plant on the border between Dundalk and Essex (another suburb that is just as terrible). Every year they have a “friendly” game of football between the locals and the loser claims ownership of the plant. People take it entirely too seriously and neither suburb understand that no matter the…

Just imagine if “The Wire” had Greeks. You got Dundalk my friend 👍🏾

Purple camo pants as formalwear

And what the fuck is a Green Turtle?

Out of college I lived and worked in Baltimore. Being a transplant, I had to have my new coworkers explain things, like why to avoid girls from Dundalk at all costs and that if you see a girl with a shirt that says, “I put the SEX in Essex” run away as fast as you can.

I interviewed for a job at Dundalk High School a couple years ago. Part of the tour was pointing out an abandoned Seagram’s Gin plant across the street

WTF is a dundalk and why is it so racist??

It’s the Staten Island of Baltimore.

There’s a reason, trust me. 

This post could easily be renamed Why Your Suburb Sucks: Dundalk

Best backpacking breakfast I’ve ever had. Easy to cook while breaking camp, lots of salt, good calories, savory warmth on a cold morning, and easy. Also easy. Oh, and it’s easy...

I have to say, Outside Magazine has been a really amazing place for stories about the dark side of adventure for as long as this 49-year old can remember.

But he's like the shittiest Ferrari.

If anything, it’s restrained compared to his Logan Lucky accent, which he successfully pulled of for 90 minutes and seemed to have a blast doing.

This probably isn’t even a question. But is there a worst decision than trying to sleep next to your kid? They are 2000 degree pinwheels that make odd noises and twitch nonstop while driving their tiny feet in to your sides.

I’m from Venezuela.