Just judging from the promos for The Force Awakens, they're about to make the same mistake. "There are stories from that time." "They're all true," replies Han Solo. Given his character's age, that shit is from 40 years ago [in a world with advanced technology].

Dat Red Hot Chili Peppers quote, tho.

Plus they are also both incredibly insecure and hyper-aware of how little power they have, so even the cruelest, most popular teenager can claim that they were weirdo outsiders whose life was made a living hell by others.

How quickly they forget about Blood Sister: One Tough Nun.

Agreed. He clearly deserved neither your booty nor your call.

Well, one fairly obvious one is nipple play. At least for me, they're way too sensitive so are off the table, but I hear tell that people with vaginas like it.
And maybe I'm lucky, but the only person that matters to me finds the act of tit-fucking as hot as I do.

The barking, clapping seal wearing a "007"sign around its neck would like a word.

A Hot Bond Take: you've defined why Connery's Bond is the best one.

The problem with "Who is the most like Ian Fleming’s written creation?" is that watching an almost unbelievably racist guy giving a constant series of hot takes about the relative merit of food and luxury goods to women he clearly hates makes for an unpleasant viewing experience.

Daniella Bianchi is missing from your list.

He was sort of stuck in a bad era. It was a good idea to move away from Moore's campiness, but the public wasn't really ready for a serious, unsmiling asshole.

I don't really care how Nowhere fits into the shoegaze universe. It's their best album. I listened to it relentlessly in high school in my shitty hatchback with the worst tape deck of all time (no autoreverse, and it only had fast-forward).

Look for Maniacbug on every page.

Lots of rollers, apparently.

The passive, lifeless eyes of his animals as they look on the wanton destruction and mayhem that's going on around them is pure nihilism.

The best part of Richard Scarry books is that it portrays a world much like our own, but with animals running everything. And just like you'd expect animals to do when they're in charge of operating heavy equipment and air traffic control, they fuck things up. It's kind of a nightmare world.

Richard Dawkins is James Bond 007 in
A Chronograph of Menace

Allow me to introduce myself.

Here's a guess: they'll keep it as a podcast, but will direct you to Pandora if you want to stream it from their web site.

Probably the people that threaten people who disagree with them with murder.