As a woodworker, I can say there are maybe 5-10 people in the US with that job, and it probably wouldn't take a genius to narrow that list down (single, in his fourties). I'm not going to do that, but I guess now I get to think about this letter whenever I read something about small woodworking toolmakers. So maybe…

Have you heard King Missile's Leather Clown? www.youtube.com/watch?v=36c…

You and Princess 20-sided are acting like there's a way kids should and should not react to things. I don't get it. It's a developmental thing. Personality and maturity are factors too. Some parents overly shelter their kids. Some kids are slower to develop than their peers. But there's no lesson to be learned by…

It may not be because the kid is sheltered. Kids, just like adults, have a lot of different reactions to movies. Which I think is the point that Princess 20-sided Die made, between all the assholery. If my kid has a visceral reaction to a movie, even one that I think is benign, what am I supposed to do, force the kid…

Good for you! I'm sure this anecdote would have been useful to my kids when they were super upset about the thought of their mom dying.

Finding Nemo is scary to littler kids that can understand what's going on because they make it pretty clear that Nemo's mom was killed.

True, but thatsthejoke.biz is desperate and sad in the appropriate way, too.

Being a football fan and complaining about intrusive coverage of baseball is some grade A self-delusion.

If your takeaway is that our justice system stacks the deck against defendants by not doing thorough and honest investigations and withholding exculpatory evidence from the defense, that is reasonable. Particularly if you're talking about Baltimore. If your takeaway is that we should just fry whoever we think is…

Huh, a Gamergater starting a sentence with "Actually…."

Yeah, their devotion to Chavez always struck me as weird, considering his health problems. I also never understood their love of Mark Ellis, but looking at his fancy stats I get it now.

Fuck. That.
Mrs. Shampeon has had that happen to her too, as a partner at a big law firm. It's for real sexism, and is unacceptable.

This sucks.

Here is your mantra.
"You're wrong, and it's not my responsibility to explain to you why. That's on you."

Not to mention "Birds with Human Penises."

You don't technically see a nipple or anything, but I'm trying to imagine having to explain to my very evangelical and uptight VP that the picture with the two ladies sucking on the boobs of the other lady while she is moaning in pleasure is a parody and NBD, and I want to crawl into a drain pipe.

I dunno. Sunset's Crock Pot Fuckin' and all his other fake '70s porn stuff is pretty NSFW.

More effort was put into any particular scene of Top Secret than went into the entire Happy Madison catalog.

Maybe the best joke ever.

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