There are very, very few good contractors, and the ones that exist are jealously guarded and/or usually booked for months out.

I can't wait for Insomnia Cottage, the excruciating spin-off of the Bates's life after Downton, where neither Anna nor John truly knows if the other is a murderer, but they constantly repeat oaths of love at each other with dead eyes.

Ah, there it is.
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Huh. I just now remember watching an Eric Stolz/Helen Hunt movie where Stolz is a new paraplegic, and Hunt is his girlfriend. There's an attempted sex scene that ends in failure.

The Bare Naked Ladies cyberwarfare division is truly terrifying, and unmatched in its scorched earth defense.

I guess I'm going to be the asshole that points out that Bad Religion are pretty much the quintessential LA hardcore band.

I saw them for the first time at a Rock For Choice concert at the Hollywood Palladium in 1992 when I was a junior in high school. I went to see King Missile. I honestly thought Bad Religion was Bad English, until they started playing. Holy shit!

"Let me over-explain my knee-jerk reaction to a picture."

Ding ding ding. We have a winner. The way that album opens is so awesome, with the guitars straining to just fucking start already.

Thirded. That was Jay clowning Dr. Punk Lyricist, PhD and Mr. Punk Beat Poet.

Well, Boko Haram swore allegiance to ISIS. Springfield had to do something. Your move, Sheboygan.

Lost in a move, unfortunately.

Misplaced respect for Mr. Watterson's legacy. I regret everything.

I had a design I never actually printed of Calvin hanging on a cross with a crown of thorns.

#teamWhoeverIsPunchingJimRome

$10 says that Pharrell just took pity on Robin Thicke's broke-ass dingus self and took full responsibility because he could afford the judgement pretty easily.

I guess the real issue is whether the wife values her idea of their amazing virginal coupling or her husband more, if he tells her.

That was good advice, actually. If it was selfish to have the affair, it's also selfish to need to clear your conscience by making somebody else take most of the brunt of the emotional pain.

Oh yeah, and Roger Mexico.

Yeah, I prefer the Odyssey myself. It's a very satisfying story. The Iliad is more tragic and brutal.