She's got that angry punk ninth grader thing going on, only way more expensive.

@thewitchandthemoll: SERIOUSLY PEOPLE WHERE DO I GET THEM.

@jemandtheholograms: Trained professionals.

@thewitchandthemoll: Seriously does anyone know where to get them?

Christ, those shoes just turned me into fucking Gollum.

Wait, I think I know that guy in the picture. Huh???

Wide Sargasso Sea, y'all!

About that UK war memorial item: the woman was giving a blow job to who? If the answer is "a man" than I wonder if he was humiliated at the courthouse too. Or is being blown in an inappropriate place somehow less "disgusting" than blowing someone in an inappropriate place?

@junkyardarts: She had her own mini-swastika scandal—I think folks downthread brought it up.

It's frustrating that Kat Von D is, presumably, famous and successful for being a tattooed person and tattoo artist and now for much of America is the only heavily tattooed woman in the spotlight at all.

I hate the dress that goes with the hat-mask. If it were me it would've been a black jersey maxi dress that fit like a second skin. RRAWRRR.

I remember when Jezebel snarked the tabloids for quoting doctors that didn't treat stars to speculate about their health problems. Now y'all are, uh, doing it? What gives?

PUDDIN!!!

A cackle? I think the word you're looking for is coven, Sarah.

Uber-cheap heels. Just not worth it. Shell out the cash or stay in flats, but don't do that to your feet.

I am extremely confused about that X-Men casting news. Isn't Angel a male mutant that was played by Ben Foster (Zoe Kravitz's ex) in the last movie?

Clarissa Darling daringly paired hot-pink tights with black boots. Yeah she did.

She is scary. In the best and most beautiful way.

I may not like that roasts have devolved into Who Can Say The Worst Thing Olympics, but that's why I have a remote control.

Dov, just so you know, I'm really going to enjoy picking over the carcass of your company for delicious size-XL black leggings. 10 for $10? Don't mind if I do.