My mom's scrappy, smart, and hilarious. And she's got a foxy younger BF. I could do worse.

Gasped out loud. Then shouted 'LOVE IT!". Then thought, "What's her next project?"

@SUNNY1: LOVE IS THE WEAPON

@Gumbina80: Because they're smart. A music career isn't always all that lucrative especially over the long term but once you've made your name you can use it to get big rich.

I can't even imagine having something like this. If I was ever the person who could and would buy a bag that costs as much as a new car I'd probably freak out and pull a Gaga and write something all over it with Sharpie. Middle-school style.

@AngriestGeek: Shhhh, costume designers gotta eat too. ;)

J.K.Rowling: Drink as soon as the characters do (what is it, six books in?)

A lot of times when I look at Katy Perry there's like....the ghost of her real face glimmering behind all the cRaZy styling and Bettie hair. And she's so weirdly normal. Like I'd expect her to be bartending in the suburbs, not running around in all these weird outfits and sporting a better more expensive version of…

I usually just silently pass over a Kleenex. You can usually tell from eye contact if someone needs help or would rather be left alone.

Ugh, Janie Bryant is going to be an effing millionaire. I'll be here eating my own liver in desperate envy because my current costume design gig is...unpaid.

I'm really excited for when they completely tank and start having crazy going-out-of-business sales and I won't feel guilty for picking over their big bloated corpse like the nasty little vulture I am.

Remember super ripped Jessica Biel? That was frickin' awesome. She looked like she could rip Orlando Bloom in half with her bare hands.

Best cheap makeup remover? Oil (NEVER mineral oil!! olive oil and almond oil and vitamin E oil are nice).

Jenna, I'm thinking when they finally give you a comment their representative will meet you in a dimly lit parking garage swathed in a trenchcoat with their face all in shadow. He or she will slide you a manila envelope and then disappear into a black van.

Heidi looks fucking awesome. I am currently laughing out loud at what her outfit would look like on me.

I am so irrationally in love with Miranda's outfit I don't even care about the cute guy or the baby. WHERE DO I GET ME THAT?

@NefariousNewt: Honestly she's in a pretty tough spot here. Either she hysterically word vomits all over the President and Commander-In-Chief or she is respectful and her own fanbase rips her apart.

Bet you Hasselbeck cries at some point today.

This is going to weird me out, because my mom IS Tina Fey.

Wolves aren't sexist pricks. I don't get it.