@itsonreserve: Yeah. Like, Stacy and Clinton are PEOPLE. With sex lives. That are not your business.

Man, this particular wackjob has managed to make even BAR POLICIES the fault of those sneaky sex-witholding hoes.

Real person fanfiction gives me severe, goosebumping heebie-jeebies.

I have a hat just like this only it's black...bicornes FTW!!

I'm a little confused by the context of the second group of questions: does it mean that these guys think women shouldn't stretch/bend over, or that when they do it's a potential trigger for (apparently bad) lustful thoughts? It seems like the latter, which is WAY different than 'stretching is immodest'.

@autonaimee: I literally can't believe that shirt.

My guess is it went down like this:

I'll just be running around the Great Hall in my purple turban and fainting all to pieces, kthx.

Wait, is Angelina Jolie costume designing her own movies now?

By 'Bambi', they mean 'Drunk T-Rex', right? Because that's all I see when girls struggle in heels. Nothing elegant about that, ladiez.

One nonfiction book I read to pieces on the beach is 'The London Monster: A Sanguinary Tale' which is a very entertaining account of a bizarre fella who ran around 1790's London cutting women's behinds and the mass hysteria and scandalous trial that followed. Recommended!

Still waiting to get up the gumption to actually BUY the pince-nez I've been drooling over for months. I want to look like Emma Goldman.

@HallelujahRIP: I shared a bottle of Jagermeister with a friend waiting for a band to perform and ended up with a member of said band in a forest with no clothes on. Cute story, and interesting, I guess, but not particularly enjoyable.

@lovelokest: Unlikely. But since it's the early 1700's...I'd say marginally more likely than if it were later. This was before they decided that slave status passed from the mother, right?

@WantToTouchtheWahine: A very strange man said that to me once. He played the cello and once I gently headbutted him in the stomach. By the time we got to 'hello' some weeks later he had a girlfriend. Sigh.

@Island of Misfit Toys: My sympathy is with the wardrobe girl in a black -shirt and sneakers who had to dress him and photograph him for continuity.

THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR PANDERING TO THE MALE GAZE HO

Weird. I'm on birth control to treat PCOS so I can have children someday. You'd think the religious right would be all about that.

Bizarre action set against ludicrous historical revisionism that reads like a great screenplay that will break box office records? Hell yeah she does.

Gotta send the group email that's a gentle reminder about the dress code. If that doesn't work, THEN you have 'the talk'.