@EsmereldaFitzmonster: I'm giving Celine the benefit of the doubt. When you watch an interview with her, it's clear her English is strong but not perfect: she mishmashes idiomatic expressions and grammar and her verb subjects migrate all over the place. *Especially* when she's emotional or excited, which she kind of…

@tilly76: Uhhh I think she was using sarcasm to criticize the linked article?

Where is this entire population of guys that read AskMen and girls who read Cosmo?? Using these weird, sexist inept-mind-reader tricks on one another, I hope. God help us all.

@LadyTudorRose: I had this problem too, and started putting in curlers when my hair is freshly-shampooed, but almost dry or even totally dry. The curls still take pretty well for some reason.

To get waves, I curl my hair using sponge curlers overnight and then in the morning take out the curlers and brush vigorously. Like, brush the hell out of them with a big paddle brush. The curls unify into really lovely waves after all the brushin'.

@illegalseagull: You can switch to less-intense makeup options, like colored lip balm or tinted moisturizer which don't really need mirrors to apply.

@matildas:

In the Freaky Looking Blonde-off, Lady Gaga and her high-tipping ways wins by a landslide.

@Fridge Hussy: Is not yet going back to uni!: When in doubt, it's a wig.

@lodown: Seriously, fuck that. It's a shame too, because this looks like it might be a cute romp. I'm just wayyyyy too distracted by that white lady running around in a Princess Jasmine getup.

@ModernMindOfM: I think it has more to do with the fact that supporting characters and villains are played by Middle Eastern actors, but our sexy, aspirational leads are white.

@Fridge Hussy: Is not yet going back to uni!: Any statement asserting that the police simply try to "protect" prostitutes in all cases makes me laugh, then cry, then bang my head into a wall.

@deeemer: There are hordes of successful working actors who make good money in film, TV, and theatre who have *never* been photographed by the paparazzi.

@deeemer: I find this kind of problematic. We're getting really, really close to the argument that, because people want to look at her, she's public property, and because "she should have known" that her small movie with a small studio based on a popular book series would result in constant street harassment by large…

@thewitchandthemoll: Also: the concept that because she's famous, she should accept street harassment comes a little too close to the idea that she is public property because we want to look at her, yanno?

Seriously. It's street harassment, only the group of shouting dudes numbers 50 or so, and they follow you in a little ring, snapping you from every angle.

@SingleLady: The first Twilight movie was pretty small, from a small studio. It's entirely possible she saw it as a nice career move with a little more exposure and money than usual, but I doubt very many people expected it to explode the way it has.

@queenieinmanhattan: None of them knew what they were getting into. I mean, even the Harry Potter kids aren't experiencing this, and that was a much, much bigger movie with a huge studio backing it and a built-in ardent fanbase.

Kristen should spend more money on security and hire better people. She can probably afford it, right?

You had me at Olmsted, Jenna.