I'm just hoping Jay-Z improvises an ode to Betty.

@ameliabearhart: I'd put money on it.

@Bianca Chesimard: AHA

Okay, either the costumes are period!fail or they are sending up a 1940's movie musical with period!fail costumes. Can't put my finger on it.

@thewitchandthemoll: Tonight SNL is like a shitty ex-boyfriend all of a sudden giving you a new car.

@ThistleFig: Trained professionals.

ALEC BALDWIN YES!

Thanks, Maya Rudolph, for rolling into Wacky-Telemundo Town and showing J.Lo how it's done.

It occurs to me that Michael Cera on Arrested Development owes a lot of Ana Gasteyer on Delicious Dish.

@thewitchandthemoll: Is this supposed to make up for all the rest of the SNL's this season?

I AM PEEING THIS IS SO AMAZING.

@Zulkey: Seriously. I can't get bent out of shape about her diet or Gaga's diet or whoever's diet because it's refreshing for someone to cut the bullshit and admit that for most folks maintaining that kind of physical state is a full-time job and kind of a sucky one at that.

@eleanor.riley: I was in an airport security line that serviced a flight to the U.A.E. and there were MANY women in full-face hijab there. There were soldiers checking passports. To confirm their identity to their passport, a female soldier would take each woman behind a curtain and the woman would reveal her face…

@PrisonBreakShaker: I think this is an interesting comparison. Some women don't feel 'covered' if they don't have a shirt on, even if they are wearing a bra. Some women don't feel 'covered' at a topless beach, even if they're surrounded by topless women. Some women don't feel 'covered' unless they're wearing a long…

Yeah, and removing the right for women to wear burqas in public will totally, totally bring them INTO the public sphere, not OUT of it.

Ok, I'd see the SHIT out of a Jane Austen movie with her in it. Hopefully kicking ass.

I've never understood why parents don't Google the most popular baby names in their year and then, you know, NOT name their kid that. If my name was Katie I might kill someone, there are so many around my age!

@lovelokest: A female gyno told me mine was 'flawless'. WTF is with this.

@BrilliantCorners: Hey, learning alongside a predominantly-female med group of prospective OB-GYN's can't hurt one's chances.

@Cerridwen: I can't deal with how good Titus is. I just can't.