And Stay Out!

I PEED when I heard about Helen Mirren as Prospero. Fucking peed, you guys. I can't wait. I also heard a rumor that Julie Taymor's directing. Yesplz.

In my own tiny anecdotal bubble, as a young woman I've experienced more 'judginess' from female gynos than male about my sexual habits. Like, how many partners have you had? and the response to my answer is a whistle and an eyeroll. Or like, "I'm hesitant to put you on the pill because you'll start having sex without…

@vamusical: I usually pack a rolled-up-and-crushed pair of leggings and some flip flops so I can roll out in them + last night's top the next day. They don't take up too much space either and I look presentable enough to go to the bagel place.

@fauxfruit: I must confess, I have worn a bright blue 1970's vintage work jumpsuit to a club. I wore it with red heels, a red belt at my natural waist, and a lot of red lipstick and I Worked. That. Shit.

@roodles: I dunno. I take issue with strangers telling me to smile, and I think Stewart might take issue with hordes of strangers telling her not to 'sulk', yanno?

@HeyJude: Great answer. There's so much more to an acting career than fame, and nobody should be saying she 'asked for it'.

Homegirl looks like a Mortal Kombat character.

I kind of wonder why we adore picking Hasselbeck apart and don't have nearly as much fun taking Goldberg to task for that whole "rape-rape" fiasco.

@gigi.laroux007: Uhhh...pedophile? Did I miss something?!!!

I am So. Excited for Black Swan. Horror/thriller about ballet dancers? That filmed in my costume shop? And now Rodarte? *swooooooon*

This article frustrates me a bit. I know people who are estranged from their parents for very, very, very good reasons, and it was far from an easy choice—and every time they bring it up, someone in the room will say something like "But she's your MOTHER and she LOVES you!"

I simply will not believe that a hyperactive, sharp-toothed, bite-happy mustelid that produces copious stinky musk is a pet. When I meet ferret people part of me thinks they're kidding. It just makes no sense to me.

LOVED Coffy. Even her awful Jamaican accent.

Hmmmph. I want to go to a steampunk party.

@nobodyr: I'm not sure that's a fair place to go from the quote, really.

@Snowbunny: I know! As soon as I read that I was like NOOOOOO ANGEL WHY?

The only one who doesn't look like a re-animated creature of discarded Barbie parts is Cynthia Nixon, and even she is a little, uh, different from her usual self.

Paltrow's an actor, yo. Strong feelings are her job. Actors being overly emotional on set is different, way different, OMG SO DIFFERENT from someone getting the sniffles or bitching someone out at the office. I don't think you can really extrapolate that into different careers.

Nick Cannon isn't attracted to Mariah Carey anymore because she's put on weight? Are we on Mars?!!