I saw this described as a 'decapitation' of the government and military. It's a terrible tragedy, my heart goes out to my Polish Jezebels.

@brlayte: Might be a keyword thing: womenswear and menswear.

@tiptoesindreams: A friend of mine is 4'11" and she rocks wide-legged slacks that go all the way to the floor, worn over heels. You'd think it would look like her pants are too long but it creates a really long, elegant leg line for some reason.

@ImeldaMacGuyver: Probably because that's, y'know, body snarking and we're not cool with that here?

@DarcyMcCarbomb: Seriously. Celebs breaking up classy, that's how you do it folks.

Mini-kudos to Mr. Corrolla for a decent response to getting called out: "I crossed the line" and "I'm sorry" are getting pretty rare in these days of "I'm sorry you feel that way."

@clevernamehere: I think I read that article (O magazine?) and it's funny, I didn't feel that way at ALL.

@Arianne: It's the French pronunciation of what's historically a French fashion. I think it's silly but every costume person I've ever talked to says it that way and I've picked it up through fuckin' osmosis.

@sumerfish: I've known men with rape fantasies where an alternate explanation is this:

@definitelynotjessica: His Charles Nelson Reilly is AMAZING.

@forherwealth: Hearted.

I've always liked that Tennis Girl picture. For some reason it doesn't read creepy male gaze to me at all: I feel like I'm playing tennis with this chick and she's showing me her butt for partly funny and partly sexy reasons, y'know?

@hannahanloveyoulongtime: I'd love your invite! :)

Ugh. Can we not call Rihanna's fan letters 'steamy' when it's way way WAY more likely that they're graphic letters from a stalker or obsessed fan? Eff you, Daily Star.

HATE that she was parading around on TV in a feathered war bonnet. Your cultural appropriation is showing, honey, and as "ironic" as it may be it isn't pretty.

Whatever, I appreciate her honesty about her extreme 'pop star diet'."

That cartoon upset me viscerally. I am shaking. I would be shaking if it were a Bush cartoon. I would be shaking if it were a Lincoln cartoon.

@Coup d’état: as if she doesn't know how that turned out for him. Sweet motherlovin Jeebus!

Ugh what I would do with all that fuckin' cash.

@mandiandi: You're not "just" doing anything. You're comparing a singer to a massive terrorist organization that murdered, raped, and terrorized families like Scott's for generations.